Matt Cooke REALLY Wants To Get Off The Ice

((HT: Sportsnet/ROOT Sports/NHL))

The Islanders-Pens series is, surprisingly, good television...

But for those of us who thought it was going to be four-and-out for fantasy purposes, it's turning into a bit of a headache...

And that's what Matt Cooke's job is for the Penguins...

But when he's not let off the ice... he takes matters into his own hands and doesn't let go...

Matt Martin, we think, wasn't amused...