I'll admit it...
I was walking around in 70-plus degree weather yesterday...
All day...
I have seen all the different photos on social media from all of my friends and fellow media describing something going on in most of the country, but I'm going to have to say that I have no immediate recollection of what you're talking about. I remember walking through some jet ways in Minneapolis where I felt like I was walking through that beer commercial where the spelunker is trying to save the very meal his bartenders are trying to serve by bringing the glass bottle they just carved out of the nearest, ultra-convenient mountain side with an ice pick...
And, I dropped to my knees in profound thanks when I got into the concourse where the heat was working...
I'll admit it again...
I'm a very poor responder to cold... and the epic cold the east is taking care of for me can be sent on its way, thank you, by the time I return...
I had a football game to watch...
As someone who was a victim of the "Wide Right" and "Wide Left" eras at my alma mater where your time is marked by missed field goals at the most key moment against your hated rival- and you can recite the kickers who missed them and the direction the missed kicks missed- all of this talk about shoo-in national titles came across my ears with all the smoothness of a 7-year-old kid playing the cello for the first time- because his grandmother thought it would be a good idea...
The chalk across the chalkboard feeling when the kaolin fails to do its job because it isn't pointed enough to create the quadratic equation for Geometry class...???
That feeling...
And as the point spread against an "underdog" Auburn team climbed from 8 to 10 or 10-and-a-half points (depending on the independent businessman you follow for such advice), your hands go straight into "earmuffs" mode the closer you got to kickoff. Sure, the younger generation attached to the current Heisman Trophy winner came into the Arroyo Seco with entirely too much confidence. But they will understand, some day, not necessarily this one- that when you're given all the information and get to study from all angles that nothing is as easy as it's made to look...
I'll say this without qualification...
Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn is crazy...
And I don't mean that in a bad way at all...
He's the guy who works in his basement at all hours trying to figure out how to make time travel economical for the middle-class family of four. He'll be more than happy to figure out a way to make your sedan run on something that smells like cooking grease, but gets 427,000-miles per gallon. And, if there's a bomb set to go off attached to your ankle, and all he has is a plastic six-pack holder and a to-go bag from In-n-Out Burger...
He'll figure something out...
Defensive Coordinator Ellis Johnson isn't too far behind Malzahn, either... he just needs to figure out the cooking grease equations his boss has on the whiteboard...
In the first half of this title game, Malzahn ran his game that got Auburn to the last game of the year. It included a pass down the seam to a tall receiver that you had to go deep into the stat book to ask yourself who he was and did he, in fact, exist before Monday night. To even find who Melvin Ray exactly was, you had to know exactly where North Florida Christian School was and that Casey Weldon was his high school coach (Yes, the FSU Casey Weldon, but hang on to your conspiracy theories- for now).
Ray had caught only four other passes the entire season and his 6-3 height advantage was used mainly on special teams...
Until he was so blatantly ignored travelling down the seam, that it was 14-3...
((HT: ESPN))
Johnson dialed up 30 days worth of coverages that freaked out Jameis Winston and kept him in the pocket- and also kept the Seminoles from running their offense quickly enough to tire a defense that had given up yards all year...
They, simply, weren't doing it...
But football is all about adjustments... and you can talk about the fake punt Jimbo Fisher called being absolutely huge to keep his team from getting blown out of the gym...
It was...
And you can talk about how FSU pushed everything offensive from the tackle box (where Auburn likes to make it's three and four-yard gains all night if you let them) to the edges where their superior pursuit speed gave it more of a shooting gallery look going from side-to-side and gaining little yardage in the second half...
It did...
But it took a kickoff return by Levonte Whitfield...
And a 50-yard pass that set up the winning score as part of a 21-point fourth quarter to turn Auburn's last chance with the football into something that looked like a failed attempt at a Cal-Stanford play to chase one more miracle...
It took an entire half for Winston to find Kelvin Benjamin as a receiver and, doing the math, Devonta Freeman only got to run the ball 11 times in the entire game.
"Fortunate" is a word I would use as an alum to determine what happened at the Rose Bowl for Florida State fans. And with Tre Mason, Nic Marshall, and a lot of people returning, I look at Auburn to do some strong things next season...
Even if, with this new playoff system, the arguing will only escalate since more teams will be left out of the loop when you even get to choose more to be involved in a four-team playoff...
A few non-game points to close:
The Rose Bowl has no concept how to deal with incoming crowds...
The sign to your right was a microcosm of the day... they actually use it to keep some kind of control from the moment the gates allow you into the stadium proper and attempt to get to your seat. And, this "crown control" actually kept a lot of people from missing a lot of the pre-game activity on the field.
Do not misunderstand... the Rose Bowl is a gorgeous venue for football...
They just need a lot of Ess-E-Cee ushers and state troopers to get you in and out in the fashion with which the rest of the world is accustomed...
Translation: "A timely fashion..."
And, the other note...
The beauty of coming to Southern California is getting to sample some of the best food ever...
The unifier of all faiths from the Rose Bowl...
In-n-Out Burger...
This was our besieged and overrun In-n-Out across the freeway from our hotel in Universal City. They didn't think that there would be a big crowd, so they were understaffed...
Woefully so... but you notice that there are fans from both teams there- and the crew that keeps the Florida State appaloosa, Renegade, happy for his cross-country ride back to Tallahassee.
One FSU fan, obviously, dialed up on liquid courage wanted to know if there were any "National Championship winners" in the building. And yelling this question made him the envy of none...
A Seminoles fan waiting to place his own order in front of him turned and requested that he stay classy about the win...
"You don't want us compared to those 'Canes, do you?"
Eastern rivalries are never far from anyone, anywhere...
And that's football for you...
Enjoy the off-season people, National Signing Day is only a month or so away...
And it starts all over again...
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Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Sunday, January 5, 2014
The Seminoles Will Be Unconquered
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| Gus Malzahn and Jimbo Fisher |
I see Brother
Phil and Brother Jon have added their take to Monday’s BCS National
Championship Game so I feel compelled to add my take.
My day job
requires me to stay in tune with college football particularly with the ACC and
the SEC each week so I’ve seen Auburn and Florida State on a regular basis.
To say Auburn
got to the BCS National Championship Game strictly on luck is disrespect to
what the Tigers accomplished this season.
Sure Ricardo
Louis was in the right place at the right time when the ball deflected off
Georgia’s Josh Harvey-Clemons’ shoulder pad and into his arms for the game
winning touchdown.
And then Chris
Davis takes an Alabama missed field goal the length of the field on the final play
to win the Iron Bowl with each providing Auburn radio play-by-play voice Rod
Bramblett the greatest resume reel in the business.
The point is
Auburn put themselves in a position to win those games with in my mind the best
running game in college football and an offensive line that has done a hell of
a job run blocking.
When the season
began you knew Florida State was loaded with talent and speed. The wild card was whether redshirt freshman quarterback
Jameis Winston would live up to the hype.
Well leading the
Seminoles to a 13-0 record, an ACC title and winning the Heisman Trophy means
yes he did, and then some.
You thought
Florida State would have been challenged by Clemson at Death Valley. The Seminoles whooped the Tigers 51-14.
That sums up
Florida State’s season, the Seminoles play at a much higher level than there opponents.
Yet I agree with
Brother Jon that this will be a much closer game because of Auburn’s ability to
run the ball, they’re the best in the nation at it.
Back on
September 28th Florida State defeated Boston College 48-34 in what
was the Seminoles closest game.
Andre Williams
rushed for 159 yards and the Eagles as a team rushed for 210 yards, the most
Florida State gave up all year.
B.C. ended up 13th
in the country rushing and Andre Williams enjoyed an over 2,000 yard season and
led the nation in rushing.
Tre Mason and
Nick Marshall will be the best backs Florida State has faced since the Boston
College game.
That will keep
the game close.
What is going to
put Florida State over the top will be Jameis Winston’s ability to make plays. He’s that good.
If you’re a
Florida State fan though, you won’t be comfortable until the game is over but
the Crystal Ball will return to Tallahassee.
Tallahassee: All The Pressure Is On You...
Last time out, we sat here and talked to you about how impactful Georgia kids have been in Auburn's remarkable run- and will continue to be so for quite some time as long as guys like Rodney Garner and Dell McGee are on the sidelines helping out Gus Malzahn...
Same applies for Florida State as they have made their run to the Rose Bowl...
In a conversation I had with Lowndes play-by-play voice Wes James on the GPB Sports "Football Fridays in Georgia" podcast earlier in the season, Wes talked about one of the best athletes he's ever seen in Telvin "The Terminator" Smith- who went from Lowndes to Tally and is a mean dude in their linebacking corps...
Revisit it hyah...
Smith is one of 8 kids on the current roster that are from Georgia- most from south Georgia- that are this/close to winning a national title...
Once again, following on a theme...
This may not sit well in Athens and places in the state they came from...
I saw Florida State coaches at the Georgia Dome looking at talent at the Football Championships last month- and they'll get their share of them if they can close the deal...which a national title can do very easily...
On the field, once again, I will re-emphasize that in the game coming up tomorrow the yards Florida State gets will have virtually no correlation with their effectiveness. Same goes for Auburn...
I have reminded people, in today's football, all the yards you get on offense (or, conversely, give up on defense) simply DO NOT MATTER... if you don't put the ball in the end zone, all the effort to get into a scoring situation (or allowing a scoring situation) will either be for naught (or get you a shut out)...
Auburn is playing with house money- even more so after the Alabama fold in the Sugar Bowl to Oklahoma. There is no way, now, that Auburn (who is not going to finish below the Tide in any way in any poll- barring a blowout of monumental proportions at the Rose Bowl) will end up any worse than #4.
The Tigers will give up yards- it's their way...
Just look at games against Texas A&M on the road and Missouri in the Ess-E-Cee title game...
You see what that got them...
((HT: SEC on CBS))
But they'll also get yards... it'll take them a while to figure out what they can do and what they can't against one of the fastest defenses they've played all year.
Any Florida State fan who thinks this game will spiral out of control one way or the other- especially in their favor- is sadly mistaken and dealing in false bravado. Duke hung with you too, if you remember, a few weeks back...
Remember... the Rose Bowl also swapped out their natural grass after the Michigan State-Stanford game, so the teams will be playing on a new surface... and it'll take both squads a while to get adjusted.
If FSU loses, it's another step in the "Well, you're not like what you were in the 1990's"- and you still can't close the deal. If FSU wins, all the talk will be about the 1990's and how this could be the beginning of another run like the Bowden years...
If Auburn wins, it was simply meant to be and the talk will be about dolphins, unicorns, and harmonic karmic events.
If Auburn loses, it'll be one of the biggest "atta-boys" in the modern college football era...
Here's Florida State getting ready for the title game- as one... as they always have...
((HT: WTVM-TV))
WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather
So, look for something closer than you think...
It's only your college destiny that hangs in the balance...
Same applies for Florida State as they have made their run to the Rose Bowl...
In a conversation I had with Lowndes play-by-play voice Wes James on the GPB Sports "Football Fridays in Georgia" podcast earlier in the season, Wes talked about one of the best athletes he's ever seen in Telvin "The Terminator" Smith- who went from Lowndes to Tally and is a mean dude in their linebacking corps...
Revisit it hyah...
Smith is one of 8 kids on the current roster that are from Georgia- most from south Georgia- that are this/close to winning a national title...
Once again, following on a theme...
This may not sit well in Athens and places in the state they came from...
I saw Florida State coaches at the Georgia Dome looking at talent at the Football Championships last month- and they'll get their share of them if they can close the deal...which a national title can do very easily...
On the field, once again, I will re-emphasize that in the game coming up tomorrow the yards Florida State gets will have virtually no correlation with their effectiveness. Same goes for Auburn...
I have reminded people, in today's football, all the yards you get on offense (or, conversely, give up on defense) simply DO NOT MATTER... if you don't put the ball in the end zone, all the effort to get into a scoring situation (or allowing a scoring situation) will either be for naught (or get you a shut out)...
Auburn is playing with house money- even more so after the Alabama fold in the Sugar Bowl to Oklahoma. There is no way, now, that Auburn (who is not going to finish below the Tide in any way in any poll- barring a blowout of monumental proportions at the Rose Bowl) will end up any worse than #4.
The Tigers will give up yards- it's their way...
Just look at games against Texas A&M on the road and Missouri in the Ess-E-Cee title game...
You see what that got them...
((HT: SEC on CBS))
But they'll also get yards... it'll take them a while to figure out what they can do and what they can't against one of the fastest defenses they've played all year.
Any Florida State fan who thinks this game will spiral out of control one way or the other- especially in their favor- is sadly mistaken and dealing in false bravado. Duke hung with you too, if you remember, a few weeks back...
Remember... the Rose Bowl also swapped out their natural grass after the Michigan State-Stanford game, so the teams will be playing on a new surface... and it'll take both squads a while to get adjusted.
If FSU loses, it's another step in the "Well, you're not like what you were in the 1990's"- and you still can't close the deal. If FSU wins, all the talk will be about the 1990's and how this could be the beginning of another run like the Bowden years...
If Auburn wins, it was simply meant to be and the talk will be about dolphins, unicorns, and harmonic karmic events.
If Auburn loses, it'll be one of the biggest "atta-boys" in the modern college football era...
Here's Florida State getting ready for the title game- as one... as they always have...
((HT: WTVM-TV))
WTVM.com-Columbus, GA News Weather
So, look for something closer than you think...
It's only your college destiny that hangs in the balance...
Saturday, January 4, 2014
Bee-Cee-Ess Preview: Auburn, Destiny, And Taking From Your Neighbor's Plate
There are two stats that don't mean anything (or, actually, "less and less" is more accurate) in today's football- regardless of level...
Time of possession and yards allowed...
Hear me out...
In the days of power football, you wanted to keep the other guy off the field since he ran (literally) the same offense you did. If you kept the other guy's running game off the field, and you capitalized on your drives with points, the other guy simply didn't have the opportunity to score.
Today, I dare you to tell me how the streetball/basketball on grass/spread offenses really give a tinker's damn about time of possession. In the college game, we've seen Baylor, UCF, Clemson, Ohio State, Missouri, Oklahoma State, Northern Illinois, and any other pass happy-five wide outfit not care and cover the field from one end to the other in a few minutes.
Auburn's offense is the same way...
And it took the shortening of the playbook and familiarizing yourself with an athlete's talents that has put Auburn one game away from an improbable title- probably, the most shocking one of them all in the BCS era...
“It wasn’t something I was used to,” he told Ryan Black of the Macon Telegraph. “… In high school we ran the spread. But as I got here, they sat me down and taught me how the offense worked and (I) studied on film and watched what we do. It went from there and I got better as the weeks went.”
In that state title game for Wilcox County's Patriots, you could see Marshall had the arm to ad lib when he needed to and had the speed to make something out of less than nothing...
((HT: GPB/GHSA))
Auburn Undercover's Philip Marshall caught up with FOSG Wilcox County Head Coach Mark Ledford to talk about Nick's development and success...
But look deeper... and the invasion by Rodney Garner in taking Georgia talent away from his old boss has shone out...
The defensive front is young with Gabe Wright (Carver-Columbus), Carl Lawson (Milton), and Montravious Adams (Dooly County)...
CJ Uzomah (North Gwinnett) has finally found a home as a tall wide out that gives match-up problems on the outside...
And the upcoming recruiting classes include QB Tyler Queen (North Cobb) in 2015, and Kal Bessent a DB from Camden County, Myron Burton an ATH from Peachtree Ridge, Dontavious Russell a DT from Carrollton, and Stanton Truitt a QB from Monroe Area High who will be ATH'd in college...
And one of the largest flaws in Georgia's approach to winning in the Ess-E-Cee has given their neighbors their best shot of one of the best turnarounds in Division I history...
And that should be a big red flag to the folks in Athens...
Time of possession and yards allowed...
Hear me out...
In the days of power football, you wanted to keep the other guy off the field since he ran (literally) the same offense you did. If you kept the other guy's running game off the field, and you capitalized on your drives with points, the other guy simply didn't have the opportunity to score.
Today, I dare you to tell me how the streetball/basketball on grass/spread offenses really give a tinker's damn about time of possession. In the college game, we've seen Baylor, UCF, Clemson, Ohio State, Missouri, Oklahoma State, Northern Illinois, and any other pass happy-five wide outfit not care and cover the field from one end to the other in a few minutes.
Auburn's offense is the same way...
And it took the shortening of the playbook and familiarizing yourself with an athlete's talents that has put Auburn one game away from an improbable title- probably, the most shocking one of them all in the BCS era...
“It wasn’t something I was used to,” he told Ryan Black of the Macon Telegraph. “… In high school we ran the spread. But as I got here, they sat me down and taught me how the offense worked and (I) studied on film and watched what we do. It went from there and I got better as the weeks went.”
In that state title game for Wilcox County's Patriots, you could see Marshall had the arm to ad lib when he needed to and had the speed to make something out of less than nothing...
((HT: GPB/GHSA))
Auburn Undercover's Philip Marshall caught up with FOSG Wilcox County Head Coach Mark Ledford to talk about Nick's development and success...
But look deeper... and the invasion by Rodney Garner in taking Georgia talent away from his old boss has shone out...
The defensive front is young with Gabe Wright (Carver-Columbus), Carl Lawson (Milton), and Montravious Adams (Dooly County)...
CJ Uzomah (North Gwinnett) has finally found a home as a tall wide out that gives match-up problems on the outside...
And the upcoming recruiting classes include QB Tyler Queen (North Cobb) in 2015, and Kal Bessent a DB from Camden County, Myron Burton an ATH from Peachtree Ridge, Dontavious Russell a DT from Carrollton, and Stanton Truitt a QB from Monroe Area High who will be ATH'd in college...
And one of the largest flaws in Georgia's approach to winning in the Ess-E-Cee has given their neighbors their best shot of one of the best turnarounds in Division I history...
And that should be a big red flag to the folks in Athens...
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
SEC Christmas Dream: Auburn Kid Gets BCS Tickets for Christmas
((ht: lostlettermen.com))
If there is anyone out there who doesn't think SEC football fandom isn't a cult thing, then ponder this…
Check out this video posted by Matthew Kitchin of his son's reaction to this years Christmas gift.
And we might point out here, it appears the Kitchin's are big Auburn fans.
Especially young Collin…
Merry Christmas young War Eagle fan, merry christmas….
If there is anyone out there who doesn't think SEC football fandom isn't a cult thing, then ponder this…
Check out this video posted by Matthew Kitchin of his son's reaction to this years Christmas gift.
And we might point out here, it appears the Kitchin's are big Auburn fans.
Especially young Collin…
Merry Christmas young War Eagle fan, merry christmas….
Saturday, December 21, 2013
Bowl-a-Palooza Begins: Picks and Pans From The Season of Wasted Memories
((Overheard at random bowl game presentation))
Bowl Game Rep: "Congratulations coach, you and the (fill in team) get to travel to (fill in city) to play in the 45th annual (fill in the blank) bowl."
Coach or Athletic Director: "Thanks. It's an honor to play in the (fill in the blank) game. After finishing 4th in our conference, we consider it an honor." "We hope our fans will come out to visit your fine city and watch us win our 7th game of the season."
Bowl Game Rep: (leans over to AD)--"We can talk later about tickets. You'll be obligated for about 12,000 of them.
AD: "Huh"?
Bowl Game Rep: "Don't worry, we will sell them to you at face value. You can then sell them, give them away, whatever you want to do"
AD: "What if we don't sell all of them?"
Bowl Game Rep: "Well, that's up to you. As long as you pay us for the tickets, what you choose to do is up to you"
AD: "Uh, okay"
Now imagine you are Nebraska Athletic Director Shawn Eichorst. Your team had a disappointing 8-4 season. You are picked to go to the Gator Bowl. Your opponent? The Georgia Bulldogs, otherwise known as the team you played last year.
The ticket allotment (Nebraska Buys): 12,000. Now, just 11 days from the game you've sold 3,000 of them. Guess who's on the hook for the rest? Add that to the cost of hauling the band, the athletic department and everyone else to Florida and guess who is losing money on this deal?
But Bowl Games are wonderful. Right? They are the way thousands of College Football addicts come down from their season long high and find an excuse to not engage with family during the holidays.
Sounds cynical and narcissistic? Yeah, it does. But that's exactly how modern day college football works.
Deal with it.
If you've read this far, here's a list of this years games and who we think will win them:
Gildan New Mexico Bowl: Washington St. vs. Colorado State. Our Pick: WSU 43, CSU 31
Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl: Royal Purple? What's that? Fresno St vs. USC Our Pick: USC 33, Fresno St 21
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl: Not to be confused with Famous Jameis the FSU QB. Buffalo vs. San Diego St. Our Pick: Buffalo 27, SDSU 10
R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl: We are obligated to pick the Cajuns here. Tulane vs. La. Lafayette. Our Pick: LaLaf 35, Tulane 27
Beef O'Brady's Bowl: Bad food, bad game. East Carolina vs. Ohio. Our Pick: ECU 37, Ohio 10
Sheraton Hawaii Bowl: Yay! Trip to Hawaii. Oregon St vs. Boise St. Our Pick: OSU 45, BSU 37
Little Caesar's Bowl: Do we all get $5 pizzas now? Bowling Green vs. Pitt. Our Pick: Pitt 27, BGSU 21
San Diego Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl: Long title, dull game. Northern Illinois vs. Utah State. Jordan Lynch (NIU) 33, Utah St 23
Military Bowl: Hoping to come in close to budget. Maryland vs. Marshall. Maryland? Our Pick: Terps 31, Herd 21
Texas Bowl: Uh…yeah. Minnesota vs. Syracuse. Our Pick: Gophers 27, Orange 21
Fight Hunger Bowl: No, Jennifer Lawrence and the Hunger game won't be here. Washington vs. BYU. Our Pick: Huskies 41, Cougars 17
New Era Pinstripe Bowl: Nothing says college football better than Yankee Stadium. Notre Dame vs. Rutgers. Yawn. Irish 23, Rutgers 17
Belk Bowl: Discount clothing for everyone! North Carolina vs. Cincinnati. Yawn. Tar Heels 31, Bearcats 27
Russell Athletic Bowl: This might be a good one. Louisville vs. Miami. Our Pick: Teddy B (Louisville) 43, The U 31
Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl: Try the Spicy Garlic. Kansas St vs. Michigan. Yawn. Wildcats 35, Wolverines 23
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl: Hopefully the chopper works. Navy vs. MTSU. Huh? Navy 31, MTSU 28
Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl: This might be a good one. Georgia Tech vs Ole Miss. Ole Miss 27, Ga. Tech 23
Valero Alamo Bowl: Good matchup, 2 uninterested teams. Oregon vs. Texas. Oregon 43, Texas 23
National University Holiday Bowl: 2 dull bowl games in San Diego? Arizona St vs Texas Tech. ASU 41, T-Tech 37
AdvoCare V100 Bowl: What is V100? A radio station? Boston College vs. Arizona. Good matchup. Arizona 37, BC 33
Hyundai Sun Bowl: Pretty, but doesn't work well. UCLA vs. VaTech. UCLA 34, VaTech 20
AutoZone Liberty Bowl: Sure. Enjoy your BBQ. Miss. State vs. Rice. Rice 31, Miss St. 28
Chick Fil A Bowl: Great storyline, not-so-great game. Texas A&M vs. Duke. Johnny Football's 45, Duke 31
Taxslayer.com Gator Bowl: The teams aren't interested, the fans even less so. Georgia vs Nebraska. UGA 41, Nebraska 31
Heart of Dallas Bowl: Why? North Texas vs. UNLV. Do you care? UNLV 23, N.Texas 21
Outback Bowl: Best halftime press meal. Period. LSU vs. Iowa. Tigers 20, Iowa 14
Capital One Bowl: Most depressing stadium ever. Game won't be much better. S.Carolina vs. Wisconsin. Gamecocks 28, Badgers 21
Rose Bowl: 'Nuff Said. Michigan St. vs. Stanford. Cardinal 24, Sparty 21
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Just like the chip, not pretty or deep. Baylor vs. UCF. Bears 47, Golden Knights 37
Allstate Sugar Bowl: Will this finally shut Bob Stoops up about the SEC? Alabama vs Oklahoma. Crimson Tide 35, Sooners 20
ATT Cotton Bowl: Decent not great. Missouri vs. Okie State. Mizzou 31, Okie State 21
Discover Orange Bowl: They still play this game? Good matchup. Ohio State vs Clemson. Tigers 41, Buckeyes 40
BBVA Compass Bowl: Congrats, you won a trip to Birmingham. Houston vs. Vanderbilt. Vandy 33, Cougars 24
GoDaddy Bowl: If you are interested. We aren't. Ball St. vs Arkansas St. Arkie St. 34, Ball St 23
Vizio BCS National Championship. This might be fun. The only fun one. FSU vs. Auburn. Seminoles 48, Tigers 47
Bowl Game Rep: "Congratulations coach, you and the (fill in team) get to travel to (fill in city) to play in the 45th annual (fill in the blank) bowl."
Coach or Athletic Director: "Thanks. It's an honor to play in the (fill in the blank) game. After finishing 4th in our conference, we consider it an honor." "We hope our fans will come out to visit your fine city and watch us win our 7th game of the season."
Bowl Game Rep: (leans over to AD)--"We can talk later about tickets. You'll be obligated for about 12,000 of them.
AD: "Huh"?
Bowl Game Rep: "Don't worry, we will sell them to you at face value. You can then sell them, give them away, whatever you want to do"
AD: "What if we don't sell all of them?"
Bowl Game Rep: "Well, that's up to you. As long as you pay us for the tickets, what you choose to do is up to you"
AD: "Uh, okay"
Now imagine you are Nebraska Athletic Director Shawn Eichorst. Your team had a disappointing 8-4 season. You are picked to go to the Gator Bowl. Your opponent? The Georgia Bulldogs, otherwise known as the team you played last year.
The ticket allotment (Nebraska Buys): 12,000. Now, just 11 days from the game you've sold 3,000 of them. Guess who's on the hook for the rest? Add that to the cost of hauling the band, the athletic department and everyone else to Florida and guess who is losing money on this deal?
But Bowl Games are wonderful. Right? They are the way thousands of College Football addicts come down from their season long high and find an excuse to not engage with family during the holidays.
Sounds cynical and narcissistic? Yeah, it does. But that's exactly how modern day college football works.
Deal with it.
If you've read this far, here's a list of this years games and who we think will win them:
Gildan New Mexico Bowl: Washington St. vs. Colorado State. Our Pick: WSU 43, CSU 31
Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl: Royal Purple? What's that? Fresno St vs. USC Our Pick: USC 33, Fresno St 21
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl: Not to be confused with Famous Jameis the FSU QB. Buffalo vs. San Diego St. Our Pick: Buffalo 27, SDSU 10
R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl: We are obligated to pick the Cajuns here. Tulane vs. La. Lafayette. Our Pick: LaLaf 35, Tulane 27
Beef O'Brady's Bowl: Bad food, bad game. East Carolina vs. Ohio. Our Pick: ECU 37, Ohio 10
Sheraton Hawaii Bowl: Yay! Trip to Hawaii. Oregon St vs. Boise St. Our Pick: OSU 45, BSU 37
Little Caesar's Bowl: Do we all get $5 pizzas now? Bowling Green vs. Pitt. Our Pick: Pitt 27, BGSU 21
San Diego Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl: Long title, dull game. Northern Illinois vs. Utah State. Jordan Lynch (NIU) 33, Utah St 23
Military Bowl: Hoping to come in close to budget. Maryland vs. Marshall. Maryland? Our Pick: Terps 31, Herd 21
Texas Bowl: Uh…yeah. Minnesota vs. Syracuse. Our Pick: Gophers 27, Orange 21
Fight Hunger Bowl: No, Jennifer Lawrence and the Hunger game won't be here. Washington vs. BYU. Our Pick: Huskies 41, Cougars 17
New Era Pinstripe Bowl: Nothing says college football better than Yankee Stadium. Notre Dame vs. Rutgers. Yawn. Irish 23, Rutgers 17
Belk Bowl: Discount clothing for everyone! North Carolina vs. Cincinnati. Yawn. Tar Heels 31, Bearcats 27
Russell Athletic Bowl: This might be a good one. Louisville vs. Miami. Our Pick: Teddy B (Louisville) 43, The U 31
Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl: Try the Spicy Garlic. Kansas St vs. Michigan. Yawn. Wildcats 35, Wolverines 23
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl: Hopefully the chopper works. Navy vs. MTSU. Huh? Navy 31, MTSU 28
Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl: This might be a good one. Georgia Tech vs Ole Miss. Ole Miss 27, Ga. Tech 23
Valero Alamo Bowl: Good matchup, 2 uninterested teams. Oregon vs. Texas. Oregon 43, Texas 23
National University Holiday Bowl: 2 dull bowl games in San Diego? Arizona St vs Texas Tech. ASU 41, T-Tech 37
AdvoCare V100 Bowl: What is V100? A radio station? Boston College vs. Arizona. Good matchup. Arizona 37, BC 33
Hyundai Sun Bowl: Pretty, but doesn't work well. UCLA vs. VaTech. UCLA 34, VaTech 20
AutoZone Liberty Bowl: Sure. Enjoy your BBQ. Miss. State vs. Rice. Rice 31, Miss St. 28
Chick Fil A Bowl: Great storyline, not-so-great game. Texas A&M vs. Duke. Johnny Football's 45, Duke 31
Taxslayer.com Gator Bowl: The teams aren't interested, the fans even less so. Georgia vs Nebraska. UGA 41, Nebraska 31
Heart of Dallas Bowl: Why? North Texas vs. UNLV. Do you care? UNLV 23, N.Texas 21
Outback Bowl: Best halftime press meal. Period. LSU vs. Iowa. Tigers 20, Iowa 14
Capital One Bowl: Most depressing stadium ever. Game won't be much better. S.Carolina vs. Wisconsin. Gamecocks 28, Badgers 21
Rose Bowl: 'Nuff Said. Michigan St. vs. Stanford. Cardinal 24, Sparty 21
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Just like the chip, not pretty or deep. Baylor vs. UCF. Bears 47, Golden Knights 37
Allstate Sugar Bowl: Will this finally shut Bob Stoops up about the SEC? Alabama vs Oklahoma. Crimson Tide 35, Sooners 20
ATT Cotton Bowl: Decent not great. Missouri vs. Okie State. Mizzou 31, Okie State 21
Discover Orange Bowl: They still play this game? Good matchup. Ohio State vs Clemson. Tigers 41, Buckeyes 40
BBVA Compass Bowl: Congrats, you won a trip to Birmingham. Houston vs. Vanderbilt. Vandy 33, Cougars 24
GoDaddy Bowl: If you are interested. We aren't. Ball St. vs Arkansas St. Arkie St. 34, Ball St 23
Vizio BCS National Championship. This might be fun. The only fun one. FSU vs. Auburn. Seminoles 48, Tigers 47
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