Shield Your Eyes, Dickie V's Friends Impersonate Dickie V

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Chris Fowler sounds like Rodney Dangerfield...
Mike Ditka does it the best way...

Jon Gruden sounds like Jon Gruden
Bruce Pearl nails it...

But Dick Vitale is celebrating 35 years at the Mother Ship...

Here's the roast from the inside out...


Would you like to get your time back...???

TOO LATE!!!

Brad Nessler Had To Go...

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The Number One By-Law The HQ has always adhered to in the television bid-ness is "Always Act Like Your Mic Is Hot..."

We learned at an early age that you never cuss and you never say anything you don't want to go over the air in a normal circumstance until you're off the air entirely...

A dude we really admire in the booth, Brad Nessler, fell victim to the hot mic last night before the Pats-Jets game...


But when you gotta go, you gotta go... and that will never change...

How About A "Try Safety...?"

Sure, okay...

The HQ will bite on this one...

Let's see... if a point-after attempt is blocked, you recover it in your endzone, try to advance it, and get tackled... this is what happens...
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A one-point safety... and both in the history of the NCAA happened to Brad Nessler...
Well played, sir...

Here's the other... November 26, 2004...
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