An 80-Yard Goal To Seal It...

((HT: Fox Soccer/Bundesliga))

If I asked you who you thought was on top of the Bundesliga table after four matches, you'd probably give me something like Bayern Munich or Dortmund, right...???

What the HQ figured...

But, no, it's recently promoted Paderborn who are on top...

They sealed their win this weekend with one of those shots that went from one end to the other since the Hannover goalie was up on offense late in the match.

The ploy didn't work, thanks to Moritz Stoppelkamp

Goal Stoppelkamp [ Paderborn 2-0 Hannover ] 20... by Bundes2014

SNIPER: Pub League Soccer Coach Goes Down

((ht: sbnation.com))

Haha! This may be the best dive ever. Better than anything an NBA, Soccer or Hockey player could ever dream of.

Check out this manager in a semi-pro soccer league in Germany. The game, a match between Haibach and Kahl.

Now check out what he does after stopping the opposing teams manager approaches and then pushes him.

He stands there for a second....pauses...then puts his hands to his throat...

And goes down like he was shot. Or poisoned...

Boom!