Thrown Water Bottle Causes Tunnel Fight

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Anything can spark your garden variety hockey fight, butmost of the time it has something to do with the history between the two players and their squads.

Sometimes, though, it's just a water bottle...

Let's go to the Swiss League...

During the second intermission of a game between HC Lugano and Geneva Servette HC

Lugano forward Fredrik Pettersson has the bottle and is aiming for GCHC defenseman Alexandre Picard.


Kind reminds the HQ of this


Or this


Jus' sayin'...

Corey Crawford Being Investigated For Water Bottle Spraying Of Kings Fan

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TMZ Sports broke the story about an LA Kings fan and an interaction with Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford...

Corey Wong has filed battery charges on the goalie before he left Staples Center and thinks the bottle had both water and backwash- since he is seeking treatment for an eye irritation.

Hockey Central discusses...

The LAPD is investigating...

And what is it about LA sports teams being exposed to water incidents with fans, anyway...???

Frankly, the HQ thinks that Mr. Wong has too much time on his hands and is taking things a little too seriously at the moment. But that's just us...

Another Night Of Edmonton Sweater Toss And Exploding Water Bottles

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There is no breaking news here...

The Edmonton Oilers are a bad hockey club...

And one of the ways the rabid, loyal fans have been protesting is this way...


And it didn't get any better for the Oil as Curtis Glencross got a hat trick and Matt Stajan had a four-point night on his own (considering everything he and his family have gone through... Good on you, Matt) as the Flames won 8-1

The night got even more interesting as Taylor Hall had issues with his water bottle and, then, his head coach Dallas Eakins...


But Eakins, really, should be Coach of the Year for having to put up with all this crap...
Here's the highlights...
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Rough Afternoon For Loui Eriksson

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The Bruins are playing this afternoon and it already has been a long day for Loui Eriksson...

First, he has a goal disallowed...
Then, he wants to grab a sip before his next shift...


And...
Scene...

Gudas Ejected For Stick Swinging After Bottle Squirt

After he got sprayed with water blue Gatorade from the Florida Panthers bench...

Just watch... short of getting mad after "fall down go boom..." that's when Gudas came up swinging...
((HT: FS Florida/Sportsnet))

So, Upshall serves a two-minute bench minor for unsportsmanlike conduct. Gudas is dealt two minutes for slashing, a 10-minute misconduct, plus a game misconduct...

That'll learn ya...

Your Irony Filled Baseball Cutaway of the Day

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This has infinitely more jokes that should be made about it than we could ever come up with.

Have you ever wondered about how useful it would be to have muscles. We're talking big, weightlifter/powerlifter, Hulk Hogan like biceps?



With that in mind, check out what happened during yesterday's Kansas City/New York Mets game at Citi Field.

Because well, we just can't--watch the video and please feel free to insert whatever appropriate joke you can think of.