Wait, What? Shaquille O'Neal Kidnaps TMZ Photog

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Oh, that Shaquille O'Neal guy, he's got a riotous sense of humor and apparently like Harvey Levin and TMZ so much that he calls them.

At least that's the reason the Shaq daddy used when he grabbed one of TMZ's photographers, had him get in the car and drive around town.

And Shaq kept saying over and over, "Harvey, you never called me back, so now I'm taking your guy".

Hahahaha! Hohohoho! Heeheehee!

Watch the TMZ video as the merry band of adventurers roamed the streets of Manhattan while O'Neal and the President of Icy Hot went on a product selling tour.

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Adam Sandler Tells Conan O'Brien About Meeting Shaquille O'Neal's Penis

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Yeah, sorry this may or may not be family friendly depending on your perspective about things.

But it's really, really funny.

Check out this interview/joke from Conan O'Brien's show. O'Brien is talking to Adam Sandler about former NBA star Shaquille O'Neal. And Conan's people decided to animate the conversation.

For real. It's actually done as a cartoon.

Sandler goes on to talk about how funny O'Neal is and how he and his fellow comedians are amazed at this.

But what Sandler wanted to know only one thing....

How big was the Shaq diesel junk? (he didn't say it like that)...

Watch, listen and laugh--it's really funny....and dirty only in a PG way...

College Analyst Charles Barkley May Be More Fun Than NBA Version

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Halftime of the Florida-UCLA game gave Charles the opportunity to reflect on 1984 and what has happened since according to a CBS graphic...


And, then, Round Two came after Shaq (who was not there in studio) Tweeted to Charles about his opening salvo...


Words of warning...

Do not...
Ever...

Give Charles any ammunition to come after you...

Never...
Ever...
Never...

The Redcoats Are Here! Hey, Isn't That...???

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Some men are funny, some men have funny thrust upon them, and then there's Will Ferrell...

Last night at Staples Center, he was in full mustache as a security guy on the court...

And very few men can make us laugh by just standing there... and getting people kicked out of the arena that are much larger than he is...

Evidence below...

Hulk Hogan and Shaquille O'Neal: This is comedy? Or Pathetic

Wow, guess we missed the announcement that Shaquille O'Neal started his own YouTube Alleged Comedy Channel.

And we promise you this will be the ONE and only time we are going to mention it.

In today's episode, our hero gets pushed around by 97-year old wrestling legend Hulk Hogan. Whom Shaq has about a half foot and a hundred pounds on.

Shaq allegedly had committed some sort of affront to someone named Godfrey. And no, we apparently are NOT hip, because we have no idea whom Mr. Godfrey is.

Hulk comes in for the save, appears to go for a "ChokeSlam"...or at least that's what the YouTube title says.

The (do the finger quote thing) "Choke Slam" is more like the 112-year old Hogan pushing O'Neal sort of...and O'Neal flopping onto a couch.

**Note**--This year in the NBA, it would cost O'Neal some money for flopping like this.

**Note #2**--This isn't going to distract any celebrity sex tape watchers who seem fascinated by a Hulk Hogan sex tape making the rounds. (No, we aren't posting that here--and NEVER WILL)

**Note #3**--Maybe it is our lack of sleep, but we don't think so...this isn't even the SLIGHTEST BIT FUNNY.

At all.

And yet this exists. Though we promise to never share anything like it....ever again.

Report: Shaquille O'Neal...the Big GM (of the Magic)--updated

The Big G.M himself

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Huh?

The master of the mono-syllabic pun running an NBA franchise?

Really?

Well, according to ESPN.com's Chris Broussard, the Orlando Magic want to meet with the former Magic star and current TNT commentator. The reason: Apparently O'Neal has a good relationship with the whiny Dwight Howard and the Magic may believe O'Neal can help keep Howard in Orlando.

Yeah...right, we had the same reaction.

Read the ESPN.com story RIGHT HERE

Well, it never hurts to dream we suppose.

And, well, they (the Magic) might actually give O'Neal, who began his career in Orlando at least a cursory interview.

But don't believe this for a minute.

Well, no, scratch that. Considering the smart decision making the Magic ownership has made over the past couple of years, you can't rule it out. That's despite O'Neal having no management experience and no discernible talent evaluation skills.

But he'd be a heck of an interview.

We wish the "Big G.M" luck. Maybe he will get the job. And maybe he'll surprise us all and be good at it. Then again, he tried acting a few years back...and we all know how well that turned out.

UPDATE 3pm Thursday---Mr. O'Neal released a statement Thursday afternoon saying in essence he is not interested in pursuing the job. (damn!). How much fun could this have been?

Orlando...we give you your new G.M...hahahahahaha!