This Is A Downfield Block By A Cyborg

((HT: Cork Gaines Vine))

The HQ has always maintained that Mike Evans, back in his time at Texas A&M, held some very cyborgian qualities as a wide receiver- size, speed, effort. The only thing missing from his HAL 9000-ness was his mental ability to stay locked into a game

Terrence Newman found out the hard way that, when Evans is locked in, he's locked in...


All that did, really, was remind the HQ of this...

Fournette=Herschel, But Only Once...

((HT: Michael TBL's Vine))

All Leonard Fournette did was remind some of us at OSG HQ of Bill Bates with this move tonight against Texas A&M


Our previous evidence


NO, WE ARE NOT COMPARING THE TWO!!!

NEVERNEVERNEVER!!!

Just with the feracity of the move...nothing more...

This Is What It Sounds Like To Get Trucked

((HT: Awful Announcing/WMUA))

The HQ will admit that there are few things less appealing than college hoops before January...

But the four-letter network did their 24-hour, round-the-clock marathon to showcase the sport and give themselves non-stop programming...

But Awful Announcing gives us a moment... and it was a moment...

In the UMass-LSU game, there was a loose ball, players, and UMass Chris Doherty taking the charge...


Doherty and his equipment survived...
As far as we know...