Must Listen: Rick Neuheisel Sings the "I Don't Know" College Football Playoff Song

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We actually watched the simulcast of Dan Patrick's show Tuesday morning and were kind of half paying attention when former UCLA head football coach and current Pac 12 Football analyst Rick Neuheisel joined the show.

Figuring it was just going to be jibber jabber about the Pac 12, who is gonna win and who should be in the College Football playoff, we had no idea what was coming next.

Neuheisel, quite the troubadour, while on the phone, apparently grabbed his guitar and starts playing a song.

That song, sung to the melody of a Jimmy Buffet favorite named "Volcano", is called I don't know. And yes, we know, the words are changed to mirror the chase for the college football playoff.

It was impressive--

Rick Neuheisel Parodies Led Zeppelin

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The former coach and current analyst has been known to break out his guitar from time to time when asked during his interview segments on sports talk radio...

The result is, usually, pretty solid...

He was a guest on "The Dan Patrick Show" this morning and broke out a prody of "Stairway to Heaven" having to do with his native sport- and it was a RIOT


Now, all his bosses have to do is a music video and we'd be all set...

Rebecca Lowe Tackles American Accents

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NBCSN's Premier League host, Rebecca Lowe, has made appearances on the "Dan Patrick Show" in the past and has jousted fairly well with the host and the Danettes...

This time, while discussing Dan's mispronunciation of the League name, she admitted to sharpening her American accent with all of her travels...

Evidence below as the BPL season starts in earnest tomorrow...


The full knowledge drop is hyah...

Eric Wynalda Does Not Like How US Soccer Was Set Up, Either...

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Landon Donovan was asked about what he thought when it came to Team USA's efforts in Brazil. He admitted that he thought the team wasn't set up to succeed.

The HQ would agree noticing that there was no substitute for Jozy Altidore up front (No Johnson or some such striker) and the team, offensively, seem to rope-a-dope their way through the Germany and Belgium matches waiting for a transitional opportunity to score.

Eric Wynalda appeared on the "Dan Patrick Show" and was not pleased either- bringing up points that we hadn't even considered- and even dropped an s-bomb early in the interview since he was so apoplectic about it.

It was noticed by Dan, who gave him a warning...


So there... we hadn't even thought about the whole "Michael Bradley-being out of position" thing, but we did notice that he was not around offensively as much as the entire country would have liked...

Soccer Breakdown In 3,2,1

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As an homage to the beginning of the soccer tournament in Rio and the rest of Brazil...

Here's how the sport can completely cripple sports announcers- like Gary Miller...

The one tape that DP got to take out of Bristol was this


And let the tournament begin...

Mark Jackson Wouldn't Have People Show Up For Game 5, Sponsors Starting To Leave

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Golden State head coach Mark Jackson was a guest on the "Dan Patrick Show" this morning- fresh off his 21-point Game 4 win in the firestorm that is now the Clippers-Warriors series...

He played for the Clips for two seasons in the '90s and had an interesting thought on what the proper protest should be for the next home game in Los Angeles...


And now, the corporate sponsors of the Clippers are starting to go:

"CarMax finds the statements attributed to the Clippers' owner completely unacceptable," the company said in a statement through public relations manager Catherine Gryp. "These views directly conflict with CarMax's culture of respect for all individuals. While we have been a proud Clippers sponsor for nine years and support the team, fans and community, these statements necessitate that CarMax end its sponsorship."

State Farm is thinking about it as is Kia and Virgin America and Amtrak are out now as well...

THAT'S where the NBA will take notice from this moment forward. Commissioner Adam Silver is set to have a press conference tomorrow to discuss where the league may go from here...

2PM eastern time...

Drew Brees REALLY Wants Jimmy Graham To Stay...

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And he even went to the highest point of the first floor of the Manscraper to express his desires for Saints GM Mickey Loomis to keep his favorite tight end around...

Go the the 8:55 mark...


See what the Roman Numeral Classic does to folks...???

Causes them to channel Rocky during his run...

Or something...

Matt Stafford Did Say "Clock It!"

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The Detroit Lions QB was mic'ed up for the Dallas game Sunday...

Here's a sneak preview of the last drive where everyone in a Cowboys uniform thought he was going to do what he was yelling that he was going to do...


That's what we get for listening to him, right...???

Unless, of course, you're "Shea In Irving..."
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A Radio Show, A Man, An Anniversary, and A Cake

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The HQ listens to the @DPShow fairly regularly since the rest of the talent pool in mid-days is getting fairly annoying to listen to these days...

So, this week has been the celebration of something that started out of Dan's attic five years ago and has blossomed into what a lot of us would like to admit is: What we'd like to have our careers evolve into with our own hard work...

But DP beat us to it...

How do you celebrate...???
Sacrificing your anniversary cake on the face of one of your cast members...???

Evidence below...


The HQ can't laugh enough at how the gift was displayed- crown and all...

McLovin Breaks Glasses On Live TV

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Andrew Perloff, aka "McLovin'" from the "Dan Patrick Show" is set to play the Harlem Globetrotters tonight as part of their exhibition in New England.

Except for one thing...

He did this on live TV today...


The evidence of the game will be an interesting case study for someone who had trouble reading his computer terminal during the remainder of the show...

OSG TV: Seton Gets A New Tattoo

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As part of a cross-promotion for the new SpikeTV show "Inkmasters" Dan Patrick Show Director of Operations, Patrick "Seton" O'Connor, decided he would add some ink to his person...

Becoming more of a canvas than he already was...
Here's the set-up from today's DP Show and the fallout...

Rich Eisen's Son Has Pipes

And he's being given the Maize and Blue fancy drinks at a very young age...

This morning on the "Dan Patrick Show," young Zander Eisen (all 3-and-a-half years of him), wouldn't let Dan get to him during Dora The Explorer. But when he was done...

He let Dan and the Danettes hear it...
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Well done, young man...
Even if it was Meecheegan...