Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Jimmy Fallon Ribs PGA Golfers; Golfers Return Volley

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Humor is good? Right?

Host of NBC's The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon had a little fun with some PGA Tour Golfers Tuesday night in his "Tonight Show Superlatives" skit...

Fallon ribbed a few of the PGA's best and brightest and it was all in good fun:



And because it's only fair, the PGA Tour had a response to Mr. Fallon:




Touche' PGA Tour, Touche'...

We should add, probably not by coincidence, tour big timers Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods will be appearing on Fallon's show Wednesday night.

Coincidence?

Nah....

Friday, March 7, 2014

Tiger Woods and the 90-plus Foot Putt for Birdie

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So, Tiger Woods, your every move is still scrutinized despite proving to be human and not winning golf tournaments much these days.

Your last tournament, you withdrew citing back pain. And you didn't exactly set the world on fire Friday at the WGC-Cadillac Championship at Doral. Knowing that you were 7-over par for the tournamenton the 4th hole of the course, your 14th hole of the day, after 5 bogey's on your round....how do you prove you are still highlight reel worthy?

The answer...drain a 91 or 92-foot birdie putt depending on who's headline you believe.

We're guessing this will relegate the tournament leader to an tag line after this video on the nightly sports shows...

 

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Your Tiger Woods Crazy Looking Golf Shot of the Day

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This photo pretty much tells the story. Check out a picture circulating on Twitter this morning.

It shows Tiger Woods getting ready to tee off. To hit a golf ball very far. Off a bridge...from Asia...to Europe.

Uh...okay....


Thursday, October 31, 2013

Chamblee Apologizes For Column, Resigns Golf Mag Gig...

((HT: Golf Channel))

Brandel Chamblee has caught a hell's worth of hell from the Tiger Woods camp over the assertion that his 2013 game gets an "F" grade over the liberties Chamblee thought Woods was taking with the rules on multiple occasions this season...

Chamblee thought Woods was better than that...

Apparently, not...

Here's what he wrote in an online column that got him all the heat from Woods, Sean Foley, and anyone else in Tiger's camp:

"When I was in the fourth grade, I cheated on a math test and when I got the paper back it had '100' written at the top, and just below the grade was this quote: 'Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!'" Chamblee wrote. "It was an oft-quoted line from the epic poem 'Marmion' by Sir Walter Scott, and my teacher's message was clear. Written once more beneath that quote was my grade of '100,' but this time with a line drawn through it and beneath that an F. I never did ask my teacher how she knew I cheated and I certainly didn't protest the grade. I knew I had done the wrong thing and my teacher the right, but I never forgot the way I felt when I read that quote.

"I remember when we only talked about Tiger's golf. I miss those days. He won five times and contended in majors and won the Vardon Trophy and ... how shall we say this ... was a little cavalier with the rules."


Chamblee gave Tiger a 100 grade, but an "F" overall...

He then Tweeted an apology a week ago: "Golf is a gentleman's game and I'm not proud of this debate. I want to apologize to Tiger for this incited discourse."

"My intention was to note Tiger's rules infractions this year, but comparing that to cheating in grade school went too far."


Here's Chamblee's discussion of his words on the page...


So, now Chamblee will not write for Golf Magazine, but he will still do his duties for Golf Channel and NBC...

And Woods says that the "next move" in moving past this incident is up to the Golf Channel...

Whatever that means...

Thursday, October 3, 2013

The President's Cup: Davis Love, Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn and a Squirrel

The headline kind of sounds like the set-up line to a joke, doesn't it?

This really happened though.

We aren't sure how, but the day began with U.S President's Cup Captain Davis Love III befriending a wayward squirrel during a rain delay Thursday morning. Nobody knows how...or why they bonded, but they did.

Video proof:



But there's more.

As the day progressed, at some point, the path of Tiger Woods, his girlfriend Lindsey Vonn and Love III crossed.

And when those paths crossed, Vonn and Love thought it would be funny to introduce Mr. Squirrel to Tiger. Which is the point where you'd expect hilarity to ensue. And it kind of did.

Except Tiger didn't think it was so funny:



In case you are interested, the U.S has a 3.5 to 2.5 lead over the rest of the world.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Tiger Gets 2-Stroke Penalty, Furyk Shoots 59

((HT: Golf Channel))

It was an interesting day at the BMW Championship...

Jim Furyk joined the list of the immortals with a not-so-mythical 59...

Furyk's 59 was the first on tour since Stuart Appleby in the final round of The Greenbrier Classic in 2010. The others who scored 59 were Al Geiberger in the 1977 Memphis Classic; Chip Beck in the 1991 Las Vegas Invitational; David Duval in the 1999 Bob Hope Classic; and Paul Goydos in the 2010 John Deere Classic.

"There's not much I could have improved on today," Furyk said.

Check it out...the HQ agrees...
((HT: PGA Tour))


But Tiger Woods had the weekly phone in from a viewer that cost him...
Evidence Below...


Obviously, Woods thought the ball oscillated and didn't move...
And also, obviously, he didn't hang around for questions...

Sunday, July 21, 2013

The Open Makes Five For Mickelson

((HT: ESPN/BBCSport))

A month ago, Phil Mickelson was inconsolable after losing the US Open (again) and finishing second (again- for the 6th time)...

He needed a 66 (5-under) to leapfrog a lot of people and get some key birdies down the stretch that others didn't (see Messrs. Scott, Westwood, and Poulter as examples)... and he now has 5 majors under his belt to tie him with the likes of Byron Nelson for career majors titles...

Not bad company...
Here's how he got there...


And here's the interview with Tom Rinaldi


The larger questions go to Westwood, Stenson, and Woods...

Can Lee Westwood shake the moniker of "Best ever not to...?"
Is Henrik Stenson ready to win a major...???

And can Tiger Woods adapt his strategy to be on the offensive when trailing in a major instead of waiting for others to back up to trim his margin of error...???

Hopefully, he and his coaches have seen the results and can move his approach accordingly...

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Tiger Woods Gets Grilled At Merion Presser

((HT: USGA))

By his niece, Cheyenne...

She slipped into his press conference and asked about he plans to handle his week...


Good to see the guy have a sense of humor this week of all weeks...
Not bad for a major...

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Tiger Cards Worst 9-Holes As A Pro

((HT: PGATour.com))

Tiger Woods had carded a 43 three times in his career and hadn't carded a 44 until today...

The Memorial is a tournament that Woods has won five times and is the defending champ. He finished the round with a 79 and had never shot worse than a 76- that was 10 years ago.

"It was a rough day," Woods said to a PGA Tour media official. "It was tough out there from beginning to end."

And that's putting it somewhat mildly for the guy who was 70th on the leaderboard when he was done.

Here's his triple on the 18th...


Woods worst round ever was an 81 in the 2002 Open Championship...

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

El Nino= 21st Century Fuzzy Zoeller

((HT: CNNSI))

Sergio Garcia was thinking he was funny when, in reality, he was channeling the past...
And being incredibly unfunny...

Still seething after what he thought was a breach of golf etiquette at the Players's Championship, was asked at a European Tour function if he would be inviting Woods to dinner during next month's U.S. Open.

"We'll have him 'round every night," Garcia said. "We will serve fried chicken."

It was stale material... 16 year-old stale material...

When asked about it the second time, Garcia said that "my answer was totally stupid and out of place. I feel sick about it."

Here's the original...


Tiger tweeted out this in response:

"The comment that was made wasn't silly. It was wrong, hurtful and clearly inappropriate.

"I'm confident that there is real regret that the remark was made.

"The Players ended nearly two weeks ago and it's long past time to move on and talk about golf."


Of course, Garcia feels sick about it... because he got caught...

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Sergio Blows Up Down The Stretch At Players, Tiger Wins

((HT: PGA Tour))

It cost Sergio Garcia around $800,000 going from second to a tie for eighth...
Starting on 17 with two in the water...


Nothing like a 7 on a par 3...

Add to that hitting his tee shot on 18 into the water and Sergio Garcia drops six stokes in a hurry...

Tiger Woods won the tourney by staying dry and it was his first win at Sawgrass since 2001. This is the fastest season that he has ever won four tournaments, and the win was his 78th career- four behind Sam Snead...

The folks over at World of Isaac addressed the fun- and "Yakety Sax" makes it all better...

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Sergio Garcia Whines about Tiger Woods Allegedly Distracting Him

We had a name for Sergio Garcia many years ago after he imploded during a round three at the Masters and proceeded to step up to the podium and blame the media for his bad round.

"Whiny Bitch"

That name reared its ugly head again during the 3rd round of The Players Championship when Garcia accused Tiger Woods of costing him a shot on the second hole by pulling a club out of his bag while Garcia was in the middle of his swing. Garcia claims that caused the crowed to gasp audibly, throwing him off.



However...according to all observers and the people watching on TV, it didn't exactly go down like that.

NBC Sports showed a replay that clearly showed Woods pulling his club while Garcia was still standing over and dwelling on his shot. And yes, there was a gasp by the crowd, but again, Garcia had not hit yet.

For his part, Woods didn't say much about it other than: 'Not real surprising he's complaining about something'.

((Video isn't out there as of this posting))

We suppose the premise of the whole thing could have shaken Garcia, but if it did, he...well, needs to man up. Short of someone yelling at him in his backswing, we don't know how such a thing could possibly have distracted him.

But that's Garcia's M.O. he tends to overreact and blame everyone else for his pratfalls and failures and this appears to be another example of it. Yes, he and Woods are tied at 10-under with a couple holes to play in the rain shortened 3rd round, but we fully expect Garcia to gag on Sunday.

It's what he does.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The Guy Who Called on Tiger Woods at The Masters

David Eger
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Well, isn't this a bit of a surprise. Contrary to pubic assumptions, it wasn't just some guy watching TV on home who called in the potential rules violation by Tiger Woods during this years Masters golf tourney.

Rather the "Mysterious" phone call came from former Tournament Director (other tourneys) and current Senior Tour golfer David Eger.

Eger, according to a story on Golf.com, called a rules official friend of his working at the Masters and brought it up after seeing Woods actions on the 15th hole during Friday's round.

According to Eger, the call took place before Woods finished his round and the chain of events that followed tried to occur before he did so there wouldn't be an "Incorrect" scorecard signed.

The chain of events that followed cost Woods 2 shots and may or may not have impacted his chance to win the tourney that was eventually won by Adam Scott.

Read the entire story from Golf.com RIGHT HERE

You can interpret the goings on here as you will. The hardcore golfer will say Woods should have withdrawn with honor, others say the ruling at the course, with the penalty was fine and still others say there should never have been a penalty.

We aren't going to take a stand on that.

The question in play to us is one that many asked. How did someone call the course to point out the violation.

Well, that isn't exactly what happened.

It would be one thing if you, me or any other schlub watching at home could just randomly call and set forth this kind of chain of events. We can't. But David Eger can.

Eger knows enough people with the circle of professional golfers that he can get ahold of someone to point things out. He can reach out to friends or others (although not while they are on the course). The rest of us can't.

So rest easy conspiracy theorists, it wasn't some random guy that called out the violation, it was someone deep inside the inner circle of golf.

The drop in question:

Saturday, April 13, 2013

DEVELOPING: Tiger Penalized Two Strokes For Saturday...Updated

Well, there's the start for your Saturday in Augusta...

Here's what started the furor...
((HT: ESPN/Augusta National Golf Club))


After the round, Tiger admitted the following...
"I went back to where I played it from, but I went 2 yards further back and I took, tried to take 2 yards off the shot of what I felt I hit," Woods said.

Woods signed for a 1-under-par 71, which included the 6 on 15. With a two-stroke penalty now added, it's now an 8 on 15 and a 73 on Friday. He will be at 1 under par overall, and five shots out of the lead.

Now, he'll be just mad...the issue with his drop was whether or not he was dropping "as nearly as possible" to the spot where the shot was last played- violating Rule 26-1.

Reaction has been all over the board...

@danjenkinsgd In other news, everyone gets a mulligan off the first and 10th tees and one free throw from trouble on each nine

Jason Sobel ‏@JasonSobelGC
New TV rule is meant for situation such as when ball moves and player doesn't see it. Player ignorance toward rules does not apply here.

Sir Nick Faldo also disagrees. Tiger "breached the rules. Simple as that."


And... discuss...

**NoonUpdate from Tiger his ownself** (or whomever does his Twitter feed):

I didn’t know I had taken an incorrect drop prior to signing my scorecard. Subsequently, I met with the Masters Committee Saturday morning..

and was advised they had reviewed the incident prior to the completion of my round. Their initial determination...

was that there was no violation, but they had additional concerns based on my post-round interview. After discussing the situation...

...with them this morning, I was assessed a two-shot penalty. I understand and accept the penalty and respect the Committees’ decision.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Tiger and Rory: No Cup Is Safe

((HT: Nike Golf))

Yeah, there elevendy-billion jokes there, but the new "Jordan-Bird Nothing But Net" ads are out with these two...

And it's still pretty cool...

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Thursday Augusta Update: And, They're Off...

((HT: WJBF-TV))

And the only way to do it, really, is to let the now-proclaimed "Big Three"- Arnold Palmer, Gary Player, and Jack Nicklaus teeing of from the first tee...

See if you can find a modern-day champ in the gallery at one...
FOSG Brad Means was there...


Henrik Stenson was having a great 36th birthday until he registered a smowman on 18. Lee Westwood, after a solid back nine, is the first round leader with a bunch of folks in tow at 5-under. Louis Oosthuizen and Peter Hanson are one stroke back. Rory McIlroy is one-under with another bunch of folks. Toger and Fred Couples are even (16 are at level par).

Mickelson finished with a birdie at 18 for a 2-over 74. Larry Mize and Ben Crenshaw are at four-over 76. Tom Watson is 5-over.

The HQ will have the stories as we move forward

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Angry Tiger Gives Alex Miceli Lasers

((HT: TheBigLead/ESPN))

And anything else he can try to do with death-rays in a collegial press conference setting...

Here's Tiger at the Honda...


You're a beauty, you know that...???
Awesome way to start a week...