Moving Target Seagull Hit By Clearance Over Soccer Match

((HT: Hibernians Football Club))

The HQ doesn't quite know how to calculate the odds on something like this, but it sounds like one of those math problems from a standardized test:

If a seagull is flying over a football pitch at (x) speed and Callum Booth is trying to clear a ball from his defensive end at (y) speed- and Force= Mass (x) Acceleration [F=MxA]- then, just how hard was this shot during the Dunfermline match


Answer: The HQ has no idea...

The bird looks like he got out of the way in a hurry...

And the HQ thinks Booth needs to watch his back...