Some things you just can't make up.
We don't know if the Baltimore Ravens will list this on the upcoming weeks injury report, but it would be funny to see how they'd phrase it.
Wide Receiver Jacoby Jones, out with a knee injury since the 1st week of the season, appears to have a new injury.
According to TMZ.com and others, Jones was injured early Monday morning after being hit in the head with a bottle of champagne....by a stripper named Sweet Pea. The incident apparently happened on a Party Bus in Washington D.C, rented out for a birthday celebration for Ravens offensive lineman Bryant McKinnie.
Yes, really. This happened.
Read the TMZ story RIGHT HERE
Reportedly the injuries are not serious, but that isn't necessarily the point of the story.
Needless to say, the Ravens haven't commented on the incident and nobody knows exactly how this will affect Jones's playing status.
But we are quite sure the jokes will be flying...as well they should.