Jimmy Walker Plunks Bird With Tee Shot

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Oh my, the jokes we tell ya. Oh the jokes.

No, PGA Tour golfer Jimmy Walker didn't yell "Dy-no-mite!" (look it up)  to warn the bird nor did he get a "birdie" on the hole, but he did hit a bird.

Check out Walker's tee shot on the 17th hole at the Crowne Plaza Invitational at The Colonial golf club in Texas.

Watch closely....

Yes, the ball actually HITS a bird and deflects down on the fairway...okay, the rough.

Walker went on to par the hole and finished at 5-under Friday, putting him 2 shots off the lead going into round 3 on Saturday.

But he'll never top this highlight...